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"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
- Martin Golding

“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”
- Seymour Cray

"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."
- Bill Gates

"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code."
- Christopher Thompson

"Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption."
- Keith Bostic

"Python's a drop-in replacement for BASIC in the sense that Optimus Prime is a drop-in replacement for a truck."
- Cory Dodt

“The object-oriented version of 'Spaghetti code' is, of course, 'Lasagna code'. (Too many layers)."
- Roberto Waltman.

"I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone."
- Bjarne Stroustrup

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